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Mon, 13 May 2013 17:00:11 -0700

huffposttv: I had a frozen banana for breakfast.

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:54:27 -0700

huffposttv:

I had a frozen banana for breakfast.

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Thu, 09 May 2013 00:34:25 -0700

Game of Thrones + Direwolves

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:17:33 -0700

Game of Thrones + Direwolves

ticklishbutts: theladyofpie: ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:14:45 -0700

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

bumpuff: So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:13:25 -0700

bumpuff:

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

passion: shall i compare thee to a summer’s day? hot as balls

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:04:12 -0700

passion:

shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?

hot as balls

the-flame-in-our-veins: f0rever-a-dr3am3r: WHO TOLD YOU THAT...

Wed, 08 May 2013 21:55:25 -0700

the-flame-in-our-veins:

f0rever-a-dr3am3r:

WHO TOLD YOU THAT WAS OKAY?

OMFJSLHAHOWEH NO.

meggsterrr: alexxbeezzy: hellbetterhavewifi: Frags!! OMG...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:16:25 -0700

meggsterrr:

alexxbeezzy:

hellbetterhavewifi:

Frags!!

OMG Amat

ITS FRAGGY!

nbcsnl: We’ve got some corrections over here at Fox &...

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:08:39 -0700

nbcsnl:

We’ve got some corrections over here at Fox & Friends:

Kentucky Derby losers are not turned into Ikea meatballs.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did not accidentally blow up vowels in his own name.

The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco de Mayo.

President Obama does not want to take away T-shirt guns.

Most women have only two breasts.

The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band.

Scientology was not founded by I Ron Man.

Bangladesh is not an 80s metal band.

Peeking at ladies’ butts is not a background check.

Actual crows do have feet.

Pot pie is legal in every state.

The California wildfires are not a soccer team.

Jason Collins was not turned gay by a Washington Wizard.

The NRA is not a branch of government.

Foreign visas do not let Russian students go on shopping sprees.

Rick Moranis was never put on death row for shrinking his children.

New York exists outside the mind of Billy Joel.

A French press is not lifting weights with your tongue out.

Lena Dunham is not a girl ventriloquist.

Number 2 pencils are not sad that they lost.

Plan B birth control is not masturbating.

Justin Bieber and Anne Frank were not an item.

President Obama did not just wake up in Mexico.

F.A.A. does not stand for “Fart A**, A**”

Croquettes are not female crocodiles.

Kanye West is not an African American vacation destination.

Syria is not Arabic for “serious.”

Rice and beans are edible. Ricin beans are not.

Casual Friday is not in the Bill of Rights.

Sam Adams was not too drunk to sign the Constitution.

The Gitmo prisoners are not working on their bodies.

Force feeding is not how Jedi’s eat.

Kevin Costner does not live in Watertown.

Smurfs are not elected.

Smurfs are not appointed.

Smurfs are cartoons.

Aretha Franklin and Patti Labelle have been in the same room together.

Anytime minutes don’t let you call the future.

4 and 3 are not basically the same thing.

Rock beats scissors.

Zach Braff is not the sound a trumpet makes.

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Mon, 06 May 2013 11:07:31 -0700

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Mon, 06 May 2013 11:07:21 -0700

The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:59:51 -0700

James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.

Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.

Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.

Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.

Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.

Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.

Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.

Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.

Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.

Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.

Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.

Meaning of this post: To make anyone who reads it want to crawl in a hole and drown in their tears.

Honesty hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored or deleted.

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:38:32 -0700

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:29:18 -0700

theduty: GET IT, SON. via

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:22:46 -0700

theduty:

GET IT, SON.

via

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Tue, 23 Apr 2013 16:29:37 -0700

roses-and-phantoms: i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:57:09 -0700

roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore

roses-and-phantoms: i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:56:55 -0700

roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore